I'm bad at titles.

>Dead Bride.
  >Not based off Corpse Bride.
>Certified introvert.
  >Usually won't speak unless spoken to.
>Serial skiller since 2004.
  >Bosses, what are those?
>Procrastinating max cape for two whole years.
  >Likes clicking things except rocks and Agility obstacles.
>Pet hunter.
  >My RNG is terrible.
  >Didn't get Farming pet until 40M xp (doing apple trees).
  >11.6K dry on Herbi (pls help).
>Plays like an ironman, but is not, in fact, an ironman.
>Looking forward to chillin'.
  >PM me anytime.

Hey Dead Bride and welcome to the clan! A bullet type intro, certainly succinct and gets a lot of info across. Gotta say I don't envy your RNG, maybe try talking to Oziach. Look forward to your max party in 2025, and chillin' is always welcome

Hey there nice to meet you! I think your the first person I've ever seen with a bullet style intro so good on you for being unique! welcome to the cc, do you have any specific goals for your account going forward?

Ahh, thank you both! Apologies for the late reply. Quite honestly I wasn't expecting a response.

@Shh Gg I did try talking to Oziach, though unfortunately, I couldn't read his reply through my tears. I'll try again later. He was probably just broken at the time.

2025 sounds accurate at the rate I'm going. Give or take a few years (give...)

@Splindaugch Is it unique? Huh, I only did it that way to make it at least somewhat coherent, as opposed to saying something stupid like "I enjoy sandwiches and hats;" (yes, I actually said that once, and only one of those statements is true).

Specific goals? No. I play RuneScape very casually. I don't like grinding because it makes the game feel more like a job, so I literally just hop on and do whatever sounds fun, and then sometimes I disappear for months on end. I do hunt pets, but only if I enjoy doing the activity that procs them (hence, my Herbi KC). And like Shh Gg said, max cape by 2025.

I get what you mean, grinding to hard defiantly takes some of the fun out of the game for me too sometimes. Can't wait to see you in game <3

what's wrong with liking sandwiches or hats?

It sure does. Back in the good ol' days of RuneScape 2, and even my time spent in other MMOs, I would grind to the point that it even effected my personal life, so no more of that. The only goal I have is to enjoy my time instead of making myself miserable. That's what games are for anyways, right?

I'm on every day, getting back into the swing of things after a 6-month break. I discovered that doing Mahogany Homes to train Construction is much more enjoyable than older methods, and planks crashed recently, so I just banked 99 Construction. Probably won't find me being too active in CC, at least for the time being, but my PMs are open.

Well, there is something inherently wrong with enjoying sandwiches as they are just inferior hamburgers.

Hats are cool, though.

Hello and welcome to the clan and offsite! 
Welcome to a fellow dry Herbi hunter (though I'm only ~8500)! Best of luck with those pets and that max grind, if you're not having fun, then its not worth playing! All the best and hope to see you around.

Heya Dead Bride and welcome !! ^^
I am sure you and Kanagawa would be good friends, think he went 12k dry on Herbi xD
If you like clicking things, that explains why you haven't given up on Herbi yet xD

Seeya around when you feel like doing some casual osrs grinding ^^

>Likes clicking things except rocks and Agility obstacles.<


Hello person, i like you

welcome to the group! hope to see you in game soon. That was a very neat and organized intro!

Hot take: Sandwiches are the most pure version of the hamburger.

Hear me out. So, while I agree, that yes, the hamburger is the superior form of the sandwich.

I also send the counter argument, that the sandwich is the purest form of the hamburger! Much the same as plain rice with butter can be delicious in it's simplicity, so too can the sandwich be great in it's simplicity. In design, ease of access, and affordability, the sandwich has no rival!!

Splindaugch wrote:Hot take: Sandwiches are the most pure version of the hamburger.

The cheese and ham sandwich wants a word!

Welcome Dead Bride, I also am not a large group socialiser, so often fall into lurking in the CC, however this Forum and Discord seem to be a good places to insert yourself into community discussion.

Ah, hello everyone! Apologies once more for the late reply! I just got finished moving into a new apartment.

@Splindaugch I really appreciate the fact that this thread has already devolved into a discussion on whether hamburgers or sandwiches are better. A true testament to my complete inability to introduce myself properly in public spaces.

And yes, your point on sandwiches does have validity... but with the invention of "synthetic" (What even is that garbage they sell in those plastic tubs? Yeugh. And don't get me started on the the rubber they try to pass off as cheese.), an "acceptable" sandwich is no longer a cheap commodity. You are forced to buy deli-grade lunchmeat and cheese to get something even remotely satisfactory. And that is also expensive. Thus, I must reintroduce the hamburger as the superior option.

You certainly can't go wrong with plain rice, though. I'll definitely back you up on that.

@shopferix If you proc the pet before my current KC, I'm yoinking it from you. Warning given.

@Purple Dude 12K! So I'm not the only one who's cursed! But really, I think it's just the game collecting its due after rolling three heron pets before I reached 99 Fishing (I didn't even want that one...)

I also enjoy money, and Herbi is a decent enough source of it to warrant this year-and-a-half long dry spell.

@gfn Greetings, fellow lurker! Yes, after four years of clan shopping, I seem to have stumbled upon a gem here. I've yet to join the Discord; I need to get on that.

Discord moves quickly, i often get to check it once a week, but its the best place to keep up with events, which do seem fun to get involved with.