3 year anniversary
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3 year anniversary
by Azein Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:17 pm
Exactly three years ago on this date you were blessed with my presence. Shortly before that, I got my appendix removed. Thank you for letting me bless you with my appendix-less presence. 
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Re: 3 year anniversary
by Syllabic Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:41 pm
Hey there!
What's it like to get your appendix out?
Also, happy anniversary
What's it like to get your appendix out?
Also, happy anniversary
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Re: 3 year anniversary
by Azein Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:05 pm
Syllabic wrote:
What's it like to get your appendix out?
Well, it's like a slight twinge on the right side of your leg that localizes into a sharp pain that keeps you off your feet. Then you get a fever that makes you completely delirious until you pass unconcious and end up in an O.R. 11 hours after you show up to the hospital. Then they dose you up on toradol and you enter a sweet blissful sleep and wake up groggy in a johnny. If you're dumb like me, you eat greasy food the day after, get the hiccups and bloating, and end up miserable with your stomach stretching to Kansas with fresh abdominal scars!
I highly recommend it!
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Re: 3 year anniversary
by Sand Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:09 pm
Are we going to ignore that Azein just performed art via text, or...
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Re: 3 year anniversary
by Azein Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:19 pm
Sand wrote:Are we going to ignore that Azein just performed art via text, or...
I am a man of many talents, some call me a god.
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Re: 3 year anniversary
by ladybird2 Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:45 am
Here is to many more years of your modesty in cc Azien 
it seems both things were life changing, and for the better...........see you in game . Please don't tell me your name was 'Goat' !!
it seems both things were life changing, and for the better...........see you in game . Please don't tell me your name was 'Goat' !!
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Re: 3 year anniversary
by Syllabic Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:04 am
Azein wrote:Well, it's like a slight twinge on the right side of your leg that localizes into a sharp pain that keeps you off your feet. Then you get a fever that makes you completely delirious until you pass unconcious and end up in an O.R. 11 hours after you show up to the hospital. Then they dose you up on toradol and you enter a sweet blissful sleep and wake up groggy in a johnny. If you're dumb like me, you eat greasy food the day after, get the hiccups and bloating, and end up miserable with your stomach stretching to Kansas with fresh abdominal scars!
I highly recommend it!
Sounds fantastic,@Azein! I had a similar experience getting my wisdom teeth out! I mean, I don't need my appendix, really- do I? I think it's been in there long enough... and you make the procedure sound so enticing!
Seriously though, that was a hilarious writeup
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